Games

Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided

My son absolutely loves Star Wars, and I found an old game I used to play from the franchise. I picked it up, installed it, and started playing. It brought back a lot of memories; that’s for sure.

Man, I am actually scared to write this review. I am shaking in my boots, and sweating like a madman while my pupils are dilated to psychotic levels. I can hear the voices whisper in my head, “Star Wars Galaxies sucks! It’s boring! Whatever man it sucks! Mother F*cker! It’s too casual! It’s too hardcore! It’s not EverQuest! It’s just like EQ with wookies! F*ck you! I’ll kill you!”

As you can see, I’m perturbed for good reason. Anybody in their right mind wouldn’t touch this subject with a ten foot pole. Too many people have taken up some sort of personal vendetta for, or against this game. No matter what I say, I’m going to need a flame retardant suit, because I can feel my skin crisp and burn already.

Nevertheless, as I am a champion for the people! A champion for MMOG players (Massive Multiplayer Online Games in case you don’t know) everywhere! I’ll forge ahead and give my opinion! Hell yeah, what’s a few flames, what’s a kick in the nuts by an angry passerby who reads my review and vehemently disagrees. It’s all part and parcel of the job baby!